- Previously on Warehouse 13... 之前喺《 Warehouse 13》...
- Your sister, she's an incredibly dangerous woman! 你個妹，佢係個超危險嘅女人！
- What happened to claire? Claire 發生咩事？
- The music box, it infected her. 個音樂盒，感染咗佢。
It was destroyed, so we had no artifact to neutralize. 個盒爛咗，所以我哋冇嘢可以中和。
The only solution was to put claire 唯一嘅解決方法係將 Claire
In an artifact-induced coma. 放入由神器引起嘅昏迷狀態。
- You're my sister, 你係我個妹，
And there's no way I'm leaving you like this. 我冇可能咁樣掉低你。
[trumpet fanfare] [喇叭聲]
- Make way! 讓路！
Make way for their royal majesties! 讓路俾佢哋嘅皇室陛下！
Make way! 讓路！
- God save the queen! 上帝保佑女王！
All: Hip hip huzzah! 所有人：Hip hip huzzah！
Hip hip huzzah! Hip hip huzzah！
- Greetings, royal subjects and visitors from the future. 你好，皇室子民同未來嘅訪客。
The brave knight who triumphs in today's tournament 今日比賽中獲勝嘅勇敢騎士
Shall win my daughter's hand in marriage. 將會贏得我個女嘅婚約。
[cheers and applause] [歡呼同掌聲]
Let the festivities begin! 慶典開始！
[cheers and applause] - Huzzah! [歡呼同掌聲] - Huzzah！
[medieval music] [中世紀音樂]
♪
- Uh, you do know how juggling works, right? 呃，你知唔知點樣玩雜耍㗎？
[laughter] [笑聲]
No, man. You're supposed to catch them. 唔係呀，老友。你要接住佢哋㗎。
That's the juggling part! 呢個先係雜耍嘅部分！
[laughter] [笑聲]
Oh, knave. 哦，仆街仔。
Your fly is undone! 你褲鏈冇拉！
[laughter] [笑聲]
Oh, loser! - He's awful. 哦，輸家！ - 佢好差。
- Oh, forsooth! 'tis another loser who vexes me! 哦，真係！又係一個激嬲我嘅輸家！
[laughs] [笑]
[laughing] [笑]
[gasping] [喘氣]
[coughs] [咳]
- Is he okay? 佢冇事嘛？
- He's having a heart attack! Somebody call 911! 佢心臟病發！快啲打 911！
[dog barking] - You okay? [狗吠] - 你冇事嘛？
Mister! 先生！
- Call 911! 打 911！
[crowd murmuring] [人群嘈雜]
- Don't panic! 唔好驚！
[coughs] [咳]
Don't panic. 唔好驚。
I mean, we could say they're cajun-style. 我意思係，我哋可以話佢哋係卡真風味。
- Oh, my god. Tell me there's cereal. 天啊。話我知有穀物片食。
- When's abigail back from her trip? Abigail 幾時旅行返嚟？
- Why? She doesn't cook either. 點解？佢都唔煮飯㗎。
- No, but she orders in really well. 唔係，但佢叫外賣好叻。
- The new dark vault is ready. 新嘅黑暗倉庫準備好。
You have my permission to come back to the Warehouse. 我批准你返嚟 Warehouse。
The new vault is marvelous. 新倉庫好正。
Say what you will about Paracelsus, 你點講 Paracelsus 都得，
But the man had a knack for security. 但呢條友對保安真係有一手。
I've incorporated a few of his ideas, albeit it in a fashion 我加入咗佢啲諗法，不過用咗一種
More suitable to my beloved steampunk motif. 更適合我鍾意嘅蒸氣龐克風格。
I need a little help getting the artifacts moved back in. 我需要啲幫手搬返啲神器。
Oh! 哦！
We have a ping. 我哋收到一個 ping。
- Oh, thank god. - Yes! 哦，謝天謝地。 - 正！
- I've been so bored. 我悶到死。
- From a renaissance faire. 嚟自一個文藝復興市集。
- Not it. - No. 唔係我。 - 唔係。
N-- [groans] 唔-- [呻吟]
Tell me there's something else behind door number two. 話我知第二個選擇有啲其他嘢。
- No, but thanks for playing. 唔係，但多謝你參與。
- Now wait a minute. Are you out of your mind? 等等，你係咪癲咗？
Renaissance faires are awesome, man. 文藝復興市集好正㗎，老友。
They've got swords and wenches, and you can be 有劍同女侍，你可以做
A knight or a knave. 騎士或者仆街仔。
Which one do you want to be, huh, knight or knave? 你想做邊個，嗯，騎士定仆街仔？
- [sighs] I want to be a federal agent. [嘆氣] 我想做聯邦探員。
- You're already a federal agent. 你已經係聯邦探員。
- Exactly. 啱啦。
- All right. Well, I want to be a knave. 好囉。咁我想做仆街仔。
- You don't know what a knave is, do you? 你唔知仆街仔係咩嚟㗎，係咪？
- It's a good thing. - Uh-huh. 係好事嚟。 - 嗯哼。
Be a knave. Take the federal agent with you. 做仆街仔啦。帶埋個聯邦探員去。
Claudia and Myka can help me here. Claudia 同 Myka 可以喺呢度幫我。
Where is Claudia, by the way? - Oh, you know what? 順便一問，Claudia 喺邊？ - 哦，你知唔知？
I'm gonna go track her down, and we'll meet you there. 我去搵佢，然後我哋喺嗰度見。
- Excellent. Oh, tell me there's cereal. 好。哦，話我知有穀物片食。
[festive music] [節日音樂]
- Spices, tea, home remedies. - Methinks not, sir. 香料、茶、家庭療法。 - 我諗唔係，先生。
[indistinct chatter] [模糊嘅談話聲]
- Ooh, look! Swords! 哦，睇下！劍！
[grunts] [laughs] [咕噥] [笑]
My god, this is everything I've ever wanted. 天啊，呢個就係我一直想要嘅嘢。
- [laughs] [笑]
- Okay, now it's everything I've ever wanted. 好，而家呢個就係我一直想要嘅嘢。
Wait, jinksy, hold it! - What, what? 等等，Jinksy，停！ - 咩事，咩事？
- Costume rentals! - No! 服裝租賃！ - 唔好！
- Come on, man! You can be a knight! 嚟啦，老友！你可以做騎士！
- Or not. Not is also an option. 或者唔做。唔做都係一個選擇。
- But, man, I thought halloween was, like, gay christmas. 但，老友，我以為萬聖節係，好似， gay 嘅聖誕節。
You don't like costumes? 你唔鍾意服裝？
- I'm not a cliche. 我唔係一個老套。
I-I don't watch the oscars either. 我都唔睇奧斯卡。
- Really? Oh, maybe I'm gay. 真係？哦，可能我係 gay。
- Tournament today, 3:00! - Federal agent. 今日比賽，三點！ - 聯邦探員。
I need to speak with whoever's in charge here. 我要同呢度嘅負責人講嘢。
- S'wounds! An officer of the court. 天啊！一個法庭官員。
'tis an honor, milord. - Yes, fine. 係榮幸嚟，大人。 - 係，好。
Can you please just tell me who's in charge? 你可唔可以話我知邊個係負責人？
- T'would be the king, milord. 係國王，大人。
Thee must seek a royal audience. 你要尋求皇室接見。
- Of course I must. - [laughs] cool. 我梗係要啦。 - [笑] 好嘢。
- Follow me. 跟我嚟。
Make way! 讓路！
Make way for the officers of the court. 讓路俾法庭官員。
- Hello, kingdom. 你好，王國。
Yes, 'tis my good fortune to be not only the sovereign 係，我好幸運唔單止係呢個
Of this fair county, but also its proprietor. 美麗縣嘅君主，仲係佢嘅業主。
- You own the faire? - Forsooth! 你擁有個市集？ - 真係！
'tis so. - That's awesome. 係咁。 - 好正。
- Oh, well. 哦，好。
Mayhaps milords would fancy a round of darts or knucklebones? 可能大人想玩下飛鏢或者骨頭遊戲？
- Knucklebones? That sounds like-- 骨頭遊戲？聽落好似--
- Like something that you can play later. 好似你之後可以玩嘅嘢。
Right after we play "tell the federal agents 喺我哋玩完「話俾聯邦探員知
Everything you know without the 'thees' and the 'thous.'" 你知嘅所有嘢，唔好講『汝』同『爾』」之後。
- Okay. 好。
This way. 呢邊。
Look, a ren faire is an interactive experience. 睇下，文藝復興市集係一個互動體驗。
And people come to play along, not just watch. 人哋嚟係為咗一齊玩，唔係淨係睇。
I got to stay in character. It's good for business. 我要保持角色，對生意好。
- The faster you start talking, the faster you can put 你快啲開始講，就可以快啲
That crown back on. 戴返個皇冠。
- What about the jester with the scepter? 嗰個拎住權杖嘅小丑呢？
The one who made the heckler laugh? 令到個搞事者笑嗰個？
Who is he? - And where can we find him? 佢係邊個？ - 我哋喺邊度搵到佢？
- I've never seen the guy before. 我從來未見過呢條友。
Plus he was wearing a mask! 加上佢戴住面具！
- How about a list of your employees? 俾份員工名單我哋得唔得？
- Sure, but it won't help. 好，但冇用㗎。
I mean, we got tons of jesters. [laughs] 我意思係，我哋有好多小丑。 [笑]
Half of 'em are paying customers, even, 一半甚至係俾錢嘅客人，
And the customers are the good ones. 而客人先係好嗰啲。
- Well, there must be some way to narrow it down. 咁一定有辦法縮窄範圍。
How many jesters can there be? - [scoffs] 可以有幾多個小丑？ - [嗤笑]
Look around. 睇下周圍。
[indistinct chatter] [模糊嘅談話聲]
And that's just the line to the john. 呢個只係去廁所嘅隊。
[toilet flushes] [廁所沖水]
- Gadzooks. 天啊。
[door beeps] [門響]
- Told you I'd be back. 話過你會返嚟。
Let's get started. 開始啦。
[door opens, beeps] [門開，響]
- Despite everything Artie told you, you're here anyway. 就算 Artie 同你講晒所有嘢，你都係嚟咗。
- She's my sister. 佢係我個妹。
I didn't leave Joshua stuck in an inter-dimensional prison. 我冇掉低 Joshua 喺跨維度監獄。
I didn't leave steve dead, 我冇掉低 Steve 死咗，
And I'm not leaving claire like this. 我唔會掉低 Claire 咁樣。
- Look, claude, you know I just had a huge wake-up call, 睇下，Claude，你知道我啱啱有個大覺醒，
And life is shorter than you ever think. 而生命比你諗嘅仲短。
I can't imagine mine without my sister. 我諗唔到冇咗我個妹嘅生活。
- So what you're saying is-- 所以你嘅意思係--
- What's the plan? 計劃係咩？
[mysterious music] [神秘音樂]
♪
- So since we don't have the artifact 所以我哋冇嗰個
That turned my sister into carrie, we can't neutralize it. 將我個妹變成 Carrie 嘅神器，我哋中和唔到。
- And the artifact energy has to live somewhere, 而神器能量一定要住喺某個地方，
So if you take it out of claire-- 所以如果你將佢由 Claire 度拎出嚟--
- We got to put it in something. 我哋要將佢放落某樣嘢度。
- Wait, you know that combining artifacts-- 等等，你知唔知結合神器--
- Is dangerous? Yes. 係危險？係。
And you know that my sister has been in a coma for 15 years. 而你知我個妹昏迷咗 15 年。
I think a little danger is worth it, don't you? 我覺得少少危險係值得嘅，你話呢？
- Bob dylan's bus transfer. - That's right. Bob Dylan 嘅巴士轉乘票。 - 冇錯。
His transition from acoustic 佢由 acoustic
To electric marked a major change in his music. 轉去 electric 標誌住佢音樂嘅重大改變。
You know, it might not have been dylan's best move, 你知，可能唔係 Dylan 最好嘅一步，
But the uproar from his fans make this artifact-- 但佢 fans 嘅抗議令呢個神器--
- Extremely dangerous! 極度危險！
And also very useful to what we are about to do right now. 同埋對我哋而家做嘅嘢好有用。
Okay, moving on. 好，繼續。
- Alessandro volta's biscuit barrel. Alessandro Volta 嘅餅乾桶。
Volta invented the battery-- Volta 發明咗電池--
- Which is a way to store the energy. 即係一種儲存能量嘅方式。
So the bus ticket will transfer the energy 所以巴士飛會將能量
From claire into the biscuit barrel. 由 Claire 轉移去餅乾桶。
Nice. - Exactly. 好嘢。 - 啱。
- Please note that I did not say anything 請注意我冇講過任何嘢
About how dangerous that could be. 關於呢個可以有幾危險。
[laughs] [笑]
Okay, what do you need me to do? 好，你需要我做啲咩？
- Well, since claire can't hold on to the artifacts herself, 因為 Claire 自己拎唔到神器，
We've got to help her out. 我哋要幫佢手。
You take one hand, I'll take the other? 你拎一隻手，我拎另一隻？
- These officers of the court would just like 呢啲法庭官員淨係想
To ask you all a few questions. 問你哋幾個問題。
[medieval music] [中世紀音樂]
♪
- Nope, nada, nyet. 唔係，唔得，唔得。
- That jester that made the guy laugh, 令到條友笑嗰個小丑，
I just want to know if you've seen him today. 我只係想知你今日有冇見過佢。
- Not so, I'faith, ne'er e'en then. - 冇喎，老實講，連嗰陣都冇。
- So would you recognize him? - Good sir! - 咁你認唔認得佢？ - 好先生！
I shan't recognize a knave under any circumstance. 無論咩情況我都唔會認得個壞蛋。
- Look, I just want to know if-- - Knave, dost thou know - 喂，我只係想知—— - 壞蛋，你知唔知
How many knights it takes to changeth a lightbulb? 換一個燈泡要幾多個騎士？
- Stop that! - Dude, not cool! - 停手啦！ - 老友，唔係咁玩㗎！
- If you don't answer my question, - 如果你唔答我問題，
This puppet is gonna see parts of you that not even your doc-- 呢個公仔會見到你連醫生都未見過嘅部位——
- Whoa! [laughs] - 嘩！ [笑]
Surely he jests, fair knave. - [sighs] 佢一定係講笑啫，靚女。 - [嘆氣]
- Okay, guys. Let's just chillax, shall we? - 好啦，各位。我哋放鬆啲，好唔好？
Look, we just want to know if you know anything 喂，我哋只係想知你知唔知
About the jester that made the heckler laugh. 關於令到個觀眾笑嘅小丑嘅事。
- Not my shift. You guys ask oswald? - 唔係我當值。你哋問咗Oswald未？
- Oswald? No, who's oswald? - Oswald？冇喎，邊個係Oswald？
- He was one of the guys onstage when it happened. - 佢係事發時台上其中一個。
- So why wasn't he here with all the other jesters? - 咁點解佢唔同其他小丑一齊喺度？
- Oswald isn't a real jester. He was just filling in. - Oswald唔係真正嘅小丑。佢只係頂更。
He's a doofer. - A "doofer"? 佢係個打雜。 - 「打雜」？
- You know, a guy who does things. - 即係乜都做嗰啲人。
Like, the doofer gets hit with the pie. 例如，打雜會俾個批撻中。
He's the target for the knife thrower, 佢係飛刀手嘅目標，
The prisoner in the dungeon. He shovels the horse-- 地牢嘅囚犯。佢鏟馬屎——
- Sure, we get it. He's the doofer. - 明啦，明啦。佢就係打雜。
Now, where can we find him? 咁我哋去邊度搵佢？
- Mm-mm-mm. - 唔——唔——唔。
- You little-- - I-I know. - 你條—— - 我知，我知。
I know, walk away. - I just-- 我知，行開。 - 我只係——
- Dunk a punk! Douse a louse! - 掟個壞蛋！淋濕個乞兒！
Soak a bloke, 10 shillings! 淋濕個佬，十個先令！
Step right up, milords! A mere 10 shillings. 快啲過嚟啦，大人！只需十個先令。
- Oh, no, thank you, milady. - 噢，唔使啦，多謝，小姐。
We just want to talk to your pal up there. 我哋只係想同你上面個朋友傾兩句。
- Oh, nay, kind sir. Thou cannot. - 噢，唔得㗎，好心嘅先生。你唔可以。
Not until milord hits the target. 要等大人掟中目標先得。
- Well, milord is happy to oblige. - 咁大人好樂意效勞。
- Thank you. - 多謝。
- All right. What's so important? - 好啦。有咩咁重要？
- You were onstage when the guy had the heart attack. - 嗰個人心臟病發嗰陣你喺台上。
- Oh, yeah. - 噢，係呀。
Poor guy. 可憐嘅人。
Wait, wait. That wasn't my fault, okay? 等等，等等。唔關我事㗎，好冇？
I-I didn't make him laugh. I am never funny. 我冇令佢笑。我從來都唔好笑。
Ask anyone. - I think you're funny. 你問邊個都係。 - 我覺得你好笑。
- The doofer's been dunked. - 個打雜俾人掟落水啦。
- Great. [laughter] - 正。 [笑聲]
- Hey, look, no one's blaming you, okay? - 喂，冇人怪你㗎，好冇？
We just want to know what happened. 我哋只係想知發生咩事。
- Ask one of the knights. - 問其中一個騎士啦。
I mean, ask the king. He was there. 我意思係，問國王啦。佢喺度。
- We already asked everybody else. - 我哋已經問晒其他人。
- Oh, of course, because the doofer is always - 噢，梗係啦，因為打雜永遠都係
The last one on the list. 名單上最後一個。
You know I was supposed to be a knight by now? 你知唔知我本來應該已經係騎士？
That's what my contract says. 我份合約係咁寫㗎。
- I'm sure they'll make you a knight soon, ozzie. - 我肯定佢哋好快會升你做騎士㗎，Ozzie。
- That's easy for you to say. - 你講就易啦。
You get bumped up to lady-in-waiting next week. 你下個禮拜就升做侍女。
I-I've been a doofer for three seasons. 我已經做咗三季打雜。
It--no, no. I need to talk to the king. 唔——唔，唔得。我要同國王傾。
- You need to talk to us, okay? - 你要同我哋傾，好冇？
We want to know what you saw. 我哋想知你見到咩。
[all screaming] [所有人尖叫]
- Hey, look out! - [screams] - 喂，小心！ - [尖叫]
- You stop the cart, and I'll get the girl! - 你停架車，我去救個女仔！
- Pete, look out! - Pete，小心！
- [grunts] - [悶哼]
[all screaming] [所有人尖叫]
- Myka, look. - Myka，睇。
It's working. 得咗。
- [groaning] - [呻吟]
- Claude, just hold on. - [groaning] - Claude，頂住。 - [呻吟]
- Mykes, her hand! - Mykes，佢隻手！
Is that it? 係咪呢個？
- I don't know. Bag 'em. - 我唔知。收好佢。
- Okay. - 好。
- Where am I? - 我喺邊度？
- [laughs] - [笑]
- Where the hell did it go? - 佢去咗邊？
- Well, no evil jesters, no laughing hecklers, - 冇邪惡小丑，冇笑嘅觀眾，
But I'm guessing "mr. Toad's wild chariot ride" 但我估「蟾蜍先生嘅瘋狂戰車」
Has got to be related, right? 一定有關，啱唔啱？
- 'tis all part of the spectacle! - 呢啲都係表演一部分！
Oh, forsooth. 噢，真係。
'tis the grandest entertainment in the land. 呢度係全國最盛大嘅娛樂。
- Maybe we should shut this place down. - 或者我哋應該查封呢度。
- No, we can't. - 唔得，我哋唔可以。
Whoever has the artifact will go home. 邊個拎住件文物就會返屋企。
We'd never find 'em. - What the hell was that? 我哋永遠搵唔到佢。 - 頭先係咩嚟？
I don't have to tell you how bad this is for business. 我唔使同你講呢件事對生意有幾大影響。
It's very, very bad. 非常非常差。
A round of knucklebones for all! [laughs] 請所有人玩骨牌！ [笑]
All: Huzzah! 所有人：好嘢！
- Come on, will you help me out here, boys? - 嚟啦，你哋幫吓手好唔好？
Uh-- 呃——
Milords, miladies, gather round! 大人小姐們，過嚟睇！
- We know a guy with a renaissance grudge - 我哋識一個人對佢嘅領主
Against his lordship. - Bad for business has got to be 心懷文藝復興式怨恨。 - 影響生意一定係
At the top of our disgruntled doofer's to-do list. 我哋個不滿打雜嘅首要目標。
- I don't understand. - 我唔明。
Where am I? 我喺邊度？
- You're at a hospital, a special hospital. - 你喺醫院，一間特別嘅醫院。
- Who are you ladies? - 你哋兩位小姐係邊個？
- Well, my name is Myka, - 我叫Myka，
And, um, this is... 而，呃，呢位係...
- Uh... - 呃...
I'm Claudia. I'm your sister. 我叫Claudia。我係你妹妹。
- No, you're not. - 唔係。
My sister's seven years old. [sighs] 我妹妹得七歲。 [嘆氣]
- Um, listen, there was-- there was a car accident, - 呃，聽講，之前有——有車禍，
And you've been in a coma for a really long time. 你昏迷咗好耐。
- A coma? - 昏迷？
Cars? 車？
But that was--no way. Come on. 但嗰陣——冇可能。唔好玩啦。
I don't believe you. I don't. 我唔信你。我唔信。
- I-I know. It sounds insane. - 我知。聽落好癲。
- Yes, because it is insane. - 係，因為真係好癲。
No, see? That is Claudia. 唔係，睇？呢個係Claudia。
See? And I'm...Old. 睇？而我係...老咗。
Oh, my god. I'm old. 天啊。我老咗。
- You're not old. You're just--you're older. - 你唔老。你只係——大個咗。
- How much older? - 大幾多？
- I-- 15 years. - 我——15年。
- 15 years? - 15年？
That means you're-- - 22. 咁你即係—— - 22歲。
- So I'm 30? - 咁我即係30歲？
I'm 30 years old? 我30歲？
How can I be 30 years old? - Don't worry! 我點會30歲？ - 唔使擔心！
We're gonna get everything 我哋會搞掂
Sorted out, okay? I promise. 一切㗎，好冇？我保證。
Everything is gonna be all right. 一切都會冇事。
- I missed the garbage concert. I missed the prom! - 我錯過咗垃圾音樂會。我錯過咗畢業舞會！
I missed graduation! 我錯過咗畢業禮！
How is this gonna be all right? - Just trust me, okay? 點會冇事？ - 信我啦，好冇？
We're gonna talk everything through from the very beginning. 我哋會由頭到尾同你講清楚。
Just give me one sec. 俾我一秒。
I have a feeling this is maybe gonna take a while. 我感覺呢件事可能要講好耐。
- Yeah, I'm just gonna put these back where they belong. - 係，我將呢啲放返原位先。
- Thank you. - 多謝。
And, hey, um, Artie might be not so happy about this. 同埋，喂，Artie可能唔係咁高興。
You think you could soften him up a bit before we get there? 你可唔可以喺我哋返到去之前幫手氹吓佢？
- Don't worry about it. - 唔使擔心。
I'll take care of Artie. 我會搞掂Artie。
- Okay, catarina, we're looking for your pal oswald. - 好啦，Catarina，我哋搵你朋友Oswald。
[boom] [all screaming] [爆炸聲] [所有人尖叫]
- Um-- - Target practice, look. - 呃—— - 射靶練習，睇。
- Another one? - 又一個？
[all screaming] [所有人尖叫]
- [grunts] - [悶哼]
- You get the wizard, I'll take care of the crowd! - 你搞掂巫師，我處理人群！
Hey, get down! Hey, get back! 喂，趴低！喂，退後！
- [screams] - Hey! - [尖叫] - 喂！
- [grunts] - [悶哼]
- [laughs maniacally] - [瘋狂笑]
- Okay, neat trick. Now what the hell? - 好，好橋。但而家搞咩？
- [screams] - [尖叫]
- [grunts] - [悶哼]
- [screaming] - [尖叫]
- Coming, princess! - 嚟緊，公主！
- [screaming] - [尖叫]
- Okay, okay. There you go. - 好，好。搞掂。
There you go, there you go. 搞掂，搞掂。
- [grunts] - [悶哼]
- [yells] - [大叫]
- Ah, some special effects! - 啊，啲特效！
Wow, best ren faire ever! 嘩，最好嘅文藝復興展！
There you go. 搞掂。
Not all on fire. 冇著火。
- I used to like magic. [panting] - 我以前鍾意魔術。 [喘氣]
- Not a mark on her! What a show, huh? - 佢冇傷痕！幾好嘅表演，係咪？
[applause] Ho-ho-ho. [掌聲] 呵呵呵。
Huh? Come on. 嗯？嚟啦。
Let's hear it for king what's-his-name. 一齊為國王咩名歡呼。
Hey, not so fast there, ozzie ozbean. 喂，唔好咁快，Ozzie Ozbean。
- What do you want me for? - 你搵我做咩？
Look, I-I-- I've never played a magician, 喂，我——我從來冇做過魔術師，
And I'm not even on the clock, okay? 而且我仲未當值，好冇？
- That may be so, but wherever you are, chaos seems to follow. - 可能係，但你去到邊，混亂就跟到邊。
- Time to grill the doofus. - 係時候審問個蠢材。
- And, um, I get a free room here - 同埋，呃，我喺呢間民宿
At the bed and breakfast, 有免費房間，
Although it's not so much breakfast anymore, so... 雖然早餐冇咁豐富，所以...
- You got a lot of stuff. - [laughs] - 你好多嘢喎。 - [笑]
Oh, god, yeah. God, I guess I do. 天啊，係。天啊，我諗真係好多。
Um, I didn't have very much when I came here, so I-- 呃，我嚟嗰陣冇乜嘢，所以我——
I don't know, maybe I'm just trying to make up for that. 我唔知，可能我只係想補償返。
- Mm. - 嗯。
What's this? 呢個係咩？
- Oh, this is--um, ipad. It's like a little computer. - 噢，呢個係——呃，iPad。好似細電腦咁。
You can listen to music or read books 你可以聽歌或者睇書
Or surf the internet on it. 或者上網。
- Mm. The internet's still around? - 嗯。互聯網仲喺度？
Dad said that'd be a passing fad. 老竇話嗰啲會係一陣風。
- Yeah, well, he probably didn't think pants - 係，佢可能都唔覺得褲
Were here to stay either. [laughs] 會留得耐。 [笑]
Uh, that's for an xbox. 呃，嗰個係Xbox用嘅。
Uh, video games. - Oh, like, um, donkey kong. 呃，電子遊戲。 - 噢，好似，呃，《Donkey Kong》。
- [laughs] yeah, except nobody plays do-- - [笑] 係，不過冇人玩《Do——》
Yeah, just like donkey kong. [clears throat] 係，就好似《Donkey Kong》。 [清喉嚨]
- I got to say, I'm really hating this. 我話你知，我真係好憎呢樣嘢。
- And I totally get that. 我完全明白。
- I-I just-- nothing feels real. 我、我只係覺得冇樣嘢係真嘅。
Wait, that's it, isn't it? It's a dream. 等等，就係咁，係咪？係一個夢。
It's just a weird dream. 只係一個奇怪嘅夢。
I'm just gonna wake up and be me again. 我會醒返，變返做自己。
[laughs] - Claire, I'm sorry. [笑] - Claire，對唔住。
It's not a dream. 呢個唔係夢。
- It has to be. 一定係。
It has to be! 一定係！
This cannot be my life! 呢個唔可以係我嘅人生！
- Look, it's--it's okay. 睇吓，冇事嘅。
Everything is gonna be all right. 一切都會好返。
- Please stop saying it's gonna be all right, 'cause it's not. 唔好再話會好返，因為根本唔會。
None of this is all right. 呢度冇一樣嘢係好嘅。
I don't recognize anything or anyone! 我認唔出任何嘢或者任何人！
- Claire, I'm sorry. You're right, it's a lot. - Claire，對唔住。你啱，呢啲嘢真係好多。
It's a lot to take in, but you're gonna catch up fast. 要消化好多嘢，但你會好快跟上。
You know why? 'cause I did. 你知點解？因為我都係。
- What, you were in a coma too? 咩，你都昏迷過？
- I was in a mental institution. 我住過精神病院。
- You were? Why? 你住過？點解？
- [sighs] long, long story, but I spent [嘆氣] 好長好長嘅故事，但我
My formative years in a psych ward, 成長時期都喺精神病院度過，
And not to outdo you, but crazy girl carries 唔係要同你鬥，但「癲妹」呢個標籤
A lot more stigma than coma girl. 比「昏迷女」重好多。
- Oh. 哦。
- Look, yes, maybe there are some things you can't get back 睇吓，係，可能一啲嘢你攞唔返，
Like the prom or the garbage concert, 好似畢業舞會或者垃圾樂團演唱會，
But we'll catch you up on everything else, I promise. 但我哋會幫你補返其他嘢，我保證。
Besides, I hear high school's overrated. 況且，我聽講中學係被高估咗。
I don't think we missed much avoiding all that teen drama. 我覺得避開晒啲青少年 drama 都冇蝕底。
- Wait. 等等。
Is this-- 呢個係咪——
- Your guitar? 你嘅結他？
- [laughs] [笑]
- Yeah, my strongest memories of you are with that guitar, 係，我對你最深刻嘅回憶就係你攞住呢支結他，
Which probably has a lot to do 可能呢個就係點解
With why I'm completely guitar-obsessed. 我完全沉迷結他嘅原因。
- [laughs] yeah, you are. [笑] 係，你真係。
- Hey, do you want to see where I play? 喂，你想唔想睇吓我喺邊度表演？
- Okay. [laughter] 好。 [笑]
- Okay. 好。
Alice? Alice？
Are you in there? - [giggles] 你喺入面？ - [咯咯笑]
- Wha--okay. Yeah, ju--sorry. 咩——好。係，就、對唔住。
Just go back to planning ways to kill me. 你繼續諗點樣殺我啦。
- So what's the plan? - Don't do that! 咁計劃係點？ - 唔好咁做！
- [sighs] Artie, do not start with me. [嘆氣] Artie，唔好同我嚟呢套。
- Took you long enough. Where's Claudia? 你搞咁耐。Claudia 呢？
- She's busy. You and I can handle this. 佢好忙。你同我搞得掂。
- There was a time when people actually did what I said. 以前啲人會聽我講嘢㗎。
- Oh, boo-hoo. What is the plan? 哦，喊包。計劃係點？
- All right. 好。
We are going to carefully load all these artifacts 我哋要小心啲將呢啲文物
Back into the newly secured dark vault very, 放返入新加固嘅黑暗密室，好、
Very, very carefully. - Got it. 好、好小心。 - 收到。
Okay, listen, Artie. 好，聽住，Artie。
I need to, um, 我要，嗯，
Ease you into something. [crash] 慢慢同你講啲嘢。 [砰]
- Did you not hear me say "very, very carefully"? 你冇聽到我話「好、好小心」咩？
Everything here--everything-- is extremely unstable. 呢度所有嘢——所有嘢——都極度唔穩定。
It is critical that no negative energy-- 好重要係冇負能量——
- This is not my first time in the dark vault! 我唔係第一次入黑暗密室！
- Shh, shh. - Although "vault" is a joke. - 噓，噓。 - 雖然「密室」呢個名係笑話。
Okay, this place is about as secure as a kiosk at the mall. 好，呢度嘅保安同商場攤位一樣咁廢。
[crash] - Don't-- [砰] - 唔好——
- And how many times has alice escaped 同埋 Alice 逃出
From that mirror anyway? 塊鏡幾多次啦？
- Which is why I have been working 所以我日以繼夜
Night and day to install new security measures. 安裝新保安措施。
Doesn't anybody ever listen to me? 有冇人聽我講嘢㗎？
- Do not snap at me, okay? 唔好鬧我，好冇？
You said you didn't want any help with that! 你話唔要我幫手㗎！
[whoosh] - Aah! No. [嗖] - 啊！唔好。
J--no negative energy now. 而、而家冇負能量。
- I don't know what's making all these things happen. 我唔知係咩搞到呢啲嘢發生。
- And yet you're always there when they do. 但每次發生你都喺度。
- Wha-- - I don't know. 咩—— - 我唔知。
Maybe it's aimed at him? 可能係針對佢？
- Do you have any enemies? 你有冇仇人？
Anybody that might want to hurt you? 有冇人想傷害你？
- No, look, look, I am just trying 冇，睇吓，我只係想
To get through my already humiliating day. 捱過呢個已經夠瘀嘅一日。
- All right, well, let's start with the juggling. 好，咁由雜耍開始講。
Tell us everything you did or touched leading up 講晒你做過或者掂過嘅嘢，
To the jester's performance. 喺小丑表演之前。
- I-I did everything that I normally do. 我、我做晒平時做嘅嘢。
All the usual stuff, except getting my fortune told. 所有例行公事，除咗去算命。
- You don't usually get your fortune told? 你平時唔算命？
- Oh, my god. 天啊。
The fortune teller? Is tha--did she curse me? 個算命佬？係咪——佢詛咒咗我？
Am I doing all of this with my mind? 我係咪用個腦搞晒呢啲嘢？
- Well, stranger things have happened. 更奇怪嘅事都發生過。佢同你講咗咩？ - Madame Dooriya？
What'd she say to you? - Madame dooriya? 佢、佢問我想要咩，你明唔明？
Uh, she--she asked me what I wanted, you know? 咩——咩會令我開心。
What--what would make me happy. 我想做騎士，
I want to become a knight, 同埋想贏得公主嘅手。
And I want to win the hand of the princess. 我意思，唔止係份工——我係真係
I mean, not just the job thing-- I mean, I actually 想同演公主嗰個女仔約會。
Want to go out with the girl who plays the princess. [邪惡笑聲]
[evil laughter] [回音] 你唔係英雄。
- [echoing] you are not a hero. 要做騎士同贏得公主嘅手，
To become a knight and win the hand of the princess, 你一定要做英雄。
You must become a hero. 好。點做？
- Okay. How? 啲牌會話你知。
- The cards will show the way. 好，等我哋睇吓
- All right, well, let's see Madame Dooriya 仲有咩講。
What else madame dooriya has to say. 嘩。 - [嘆氣]
Wow. - [sighs] 我哋帶咗幾多個袋？
How many bags did we bring? Madame D 真係唔會鍾意咁。
- Madame d really wouldn't like this. 係，佢真係、真係唔會。
- No, she really, really wouldn't. 好，女士，特工隊。
- All right, lady, secret service. 我哋知道你對呢位靚仔落咗咒，
We know you put a curse on this fine young man 就係呢位，我哋要你
Right here, and we want you 交出你用嚟落咒嘅嘢。
To hand over whatever it is you used to do it. 我幾年冇詛咒過人。
- I haven't cursed anyone in years. 自從我前夫之後。呱呱。
Not since my ex-husband. Ribbit, ribbit. 我連呢個人嘅牌都冇睇過。
I didn't even read the cards for this one. 有，佢有睇。
- Yes, she did. Pete，睇吓。
- Pete, look. 哦。
- Oh. 裝袋。
Let's bag 'em. 準備好未，Jinksy？ - 嗯。
You ready, jinksy? - Mm-hmm. [嘆氣] 該死，冇嘢。
[sighs] Damn it, nothing. 有個吉卜賽人走佬！
- We got a gypsy on the run! 騎士去 b-4！
- Knight to b-4! 嘩！
- Wow! 停！離開棋盤！
- Halt! Depart the board! [吸氣]
- [gasps] 你知佢哋只係利用你，係咪？
- You know they're just using you, right? Steve，你繞過去包抄佢。
Steve, go around that way and flank her. [大叫]
- [yells] [所有人叫]
[all shouting] 小心！
- Look out! 白皇后！
The white queen! 好，呢件嘢爛咗。
- Okay, this thing's just broken. 喂，係時間旅行日！
- Hey, it's time travel day! [咕噥]
- [grunts] [所有人吸氣]
[all gasp] Steve，佢喺你後面！
- Steve, she's behind you! 哦，你唔好走，女士！
- Oh, no, you don't, lady! [咕噥]
- [grunts] 所有人：哦！
All: Oh! 個女士消失咗。
- Lady just disappeared. Madame Dooriya 都消失咗。
- So did madame dooriya. 好勁。 - 最好嘅文藝復興節！
- That was awesome. - Best ren faire ever! [掌聲]
[applause] 好，你留低。 - 多謝。
- Okay, keep it. - Thanks. 嘩，咖啡點解咁貴㗎？
- Wow, how did coffee get to be so expensive? 哦，我解釋唔到。
- Oh, I have no explanation for that. [笑]
[chuckles] 所以，你知道，呢度唔係 Viper Room，
So, you know, it's not exactly the viper room, 但觀眾成日都好熱情——
But the crowd is always enthusiastic-- 雖然，公平啲講，可能係咖啡因嘅功勞。
Although, in fairness, that might be the caffeine. 好型。
- It's very cool. 你喺人面前表演唔緊張咩？
Weren't you nervous to play in front of people? [笑] 係，一定緊張，但你知道，Pete 有啲
- [laughs] yeah, definitely, but you know, Pete kind of 說服咗我，然後第一晚之後，
Talked me into it, and then after that first night, 當佢哋拍手，
When they all clapped, 我只能話我上癮嘅唔止咖啡。
Let's just say I'm addicted to more than just coffee. [笑]
- [laughs] 你會唔會彈俾我聽？
Would you play for me? 你逼我嘅。
- Twist my arm. [笑]
[laughter] 但，喂，你要同我一齊唱。
But, hey, you've got to sing with me. 哦，我昏迷咗15年。
- Oh, I've been in a coma for 15 years. 我肯定生疏晒。
I'm pretty sure I'm rusty. 我保證 Rolling Stone
- And I can guarantee you rolling stone 唔會嚟評我哋。
Is not here to review us. 哦，好彩 Rolling Stone 仲喺度。
- Oh, thank god rolling stone's still around. [笑] 好。
- [laughs] okay. [清喉嚨]
[clears throat] ♪ ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba ♪
♪ ba, ba, ba, ba
等等。呢個係咪—— - ♪ ba, da, ba, da, da
- Wait. Is that-- - ♪ ba, da, ba, da, da Garbage，《When I Grow Up》。
Garbage, when I grow up. 哦。 - 既然你錯過咗演唱會，
- Oh. - Since you missed the concert, 我諗我哋可以自己搞一個。
I thought we could have one of our own. ♪
- ♪ cut my tongue out
♪ I've been caught out like a giant juggernaut ♪
♪ happy hours, golden showers
♪ on a cruise to freak you out ♪
- [笑] - 唱。
- [laughs] - Go. - ♪ we could fly a helicopter
♪ nothing left to talk about
[兩人笑] ♪ entertain you
[both laugh] ♪ entertain you 兩人：♪ celebrate you
Both: ♪ celebrate you ♪ I'll be back to frame you
♪ when I grow up
♪ I'll be stable
- [笑] - 正。
- [laughs] - Nice. 兩人：♪ when I grow up
Both: ♪ when I grow up ♪ I'll turn the tables - 好嘢！
♪ I'll turn the tables - Yeah! 兩人：♪ when I grow up
Both: ♪ when I grow up ♪ I'll be stable
- 哦，好嘢！
- Oh, yeah! 兩人：♪ sha-la-la, sha-la-la
Both: ♪ sha-la-la, sha-la-la
♪ sha-la-la
- You didn't mention in the job interview - 你見工嗰陣冇講過
That we we're just gonna be glorified stock boys. 我哋只係做啲高級倉務員咋喎。
- My keen sense of perception is giving me the impression - 我敏銳嘅直覺話俾我知
That you are upset. 你唔開心喎。
What is wrong? - [laughs] what's wrong, Artie? 做咩事？ - [笑] 做咩事，Artie？
Everything! [trumpet blares] 所有嘢都唔妥！ [喇叭聲]
- Look, just-- calmly, calmly, just-- - 喂，冷靜啲，冷靜啲，聽我講——
You see, there's an energy balance in here that-- 你睇，呢度嘅能量平衡——
- Don't patronize me, Artie. - Patronize you? - 唔好同我講大話，Artie。 - 同你講大話？
[trumpet blares] Liste-- [喇叭聲] 聽住——
My bad. 我錯。
Look, why don't we just quietly work together? 不如我哋靜靜哋一齊做嘢？
- You also never mentioned that we would be stuck - 你都冇講過我哋會困喺
In south dakota forever, 南達科他州一世，
And you never, ever, ever told us 同埋你從來都冇講過
That we would be affected by artifacts! 我哋會俾古物影響！
You want to guess how many times I've been whammied? 你估唔估到我俾古物整親幾多次？
- That's what this is about. - 原來係咁。
You think that somehow 你覺得
An artifact has affected your health. 有件古物影響咗你嘅健康。
- Stop second-guessing me, Artie. - 唔好再估我諗咩，Artie。
That is not what this is about... 唔係呢個原因……
Not at all! [rumbling] 完全唔係！ [隆隆聲]
[keys clacking] [鎖匙聲]
- Myka, you've been whammied again. - Myka，你又俾古物整親啦。
- I hate it here! - 我好憎呢度！
[trumpet shrieks] [喇叭尖叫聲]
- Not so fast! - 冇咁快！
- Damn it! I'm getting old. - 頂！我老咗。
I used to be faster than the kgb. 我以前快過KGB㗎。
- So this is why you ran out on us? - 所以你係為咗呢樣嘢走咗？
You were jonesing for a corn dog? 你係想食粟米狗？
- Which I would totally get, by the way. - 順便講句，我完全理解。
They're awesome. 好好食㗎。
- Why are you harassing my grandmother? - 你做咩搞我阿婆？
She didn't do anything wrong. 佢冇做錯嘢。
- That's right. You did! - 冇錯。係你做錯！
Idiot girl, you used mother shipton's cards 蠢女仔，你竟然用Mother Shipton嘅牌
On that doofus. 對付嗰個傻仔。
- It's doofer. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. - 係傻佬先啱。 - 等等，等等，等等。
You? 你？
I-I thought you liked the doofus. 我以為你鍾意個傻仔㗎。
Oswald. - You do? Oswald。 - 你真係？
You like me? Like, like like me? 你鍾意我？即係嗰種鍾意？
- So then why curse him? He could have been hurt. - 咁點解要詛咒佢？佢可能會受傷㗎。
- I know, and I'm so sorry. - 我知，我好對唔住。
It was an accident. 係意外嚟㗎。
I was--I didn't mean for anyone to get hurt. 我係——我冇諗過會整親人。
I was just trying to help ozzie. 我只係想幫Ozzie。
I wanted him to show the courage 我想佢展示勇氣，
That I know he has so he could become a knight. 我知佢有嘅，咁佢先可以做騎士。
So, when he came into the tent, I pretended to be dooriya. 所以佢入帳篷嗰陣，我扮成Dooriya。
I didn't know it was gonna be dangerous. 我唔知會咁危險。
- Of course it's dangerous! Idiot girl! - 梗係危險啦！蠢女仔！
Mother shipton created tragedy across all of england. Mother Shipton喺成個英格蘭搞出好多悲劇㗎。
- Well, then let's make sure - 咁我哋就要確保
Those cards don't cause any more. 呢啲牌唔會再搞出更多麻煩。
- All right, watch your eyes. - 好，睇住對眼。
- Nice trick. - 好叻嘅招數。
- All right, now that we know ozzie's - 好，既然知道Ozzie冇事，
Off the hook, how about some corn dogs? 不如去食粟米狗？
- No, wait! This cannot be stopped. - 唔得，等等！呢件事停唔到㗎。
The cards have been dealt. 牌已經派咗。
They foretold that the doofus will become a hero, 佢哋預言個傻佬會成為英雄，
So become a hero he must or die trying. 所以佢一定要做英雄，否則就會死。
I usually get paid for this kind of information. 平時呢啲情報我要收錢㗎。
- "die"? - 「死」？
Did she say "die"? Like, die die? 佢係咪話「死」？即係真係死嗰種？
- Yes, die! - Die! - 係，死！ - 死！
- No one's gonna die, okay? - 冇人會死，好冇？
We're gonna fix this. 我哋會搞掂佢。
Steve, why don't you help oswald pick out a nice hat. Steve，不如你幫Oswald揀頂靚帽。
- Let's go buy a hat. - 去買帽啦。
- Does he really have to die? - 佢真係要死？
- Either he's a hero or a dead doofus. - 佢一係做英雄，一係做死傻佬。
- Okay, so how do we fix this? - 好，咁點搞？
- Oswald is the only one who can fix it. - Oswald係唯一可以搞掂嘅人。
He must become-- - A hero, right... 佢一定要成為—— - 英雄，係……
As you said. 你講過。
Is there any other way? 冇其他方法？
- Or he could die! - 或者佢可以死！
- Would you stop saying that? - 你可唔可以唔好再講呢句？
- The cards are presenting oswald with opportunities. - 啲牌係俾Oswald機會。
He should have been the one to call 911 佢本來應該係打999嗰個，
Or to rescue that little girl... 或者救個女仔……
- Or kept steve out of checkmate. - 或者唔俾Steve陷入困境。
- He could be a hero. I know he can. - 佢可以做英雄，我知佢得。
- Really? - 真係？
Have you seen him? 你有冇睇過佢？
I mean, really looked at him? 我係話，真係認真睇過佢？
- Well, she has a point. - 佢講得有道理。
- No matter. - 唔緊要。
The cards will continue to challenge him until he does. 啲牌會繼續挑戰佢，直到佢做到為止。
- All right, well, I guess it's time for oswald to knight up. - 好，咁係時候要Oswald做騎士啦。
- His goal is to win the princess, and to do that, - 佢嘅目標係贏得公主，要做到呢點，
He has to win the tournament today. 佢今日要贏到錦標賽。
So the cards will probably challenge him there. 所以啲牌可能會喺嗰度挑戰佢。
- The time--I must go. - 時間——我要走啦。
I have an exorcism in 20 minutes. 我二十分鐘後有場驅魔。
- Okay, explain something to me. - 好，解釋俾我聽。
If you really like this guy, 如果你真係鍾意呢條仔，
Why would you help him win the princess? 點解要幫佢贏公主？
- Because when you really love someone, - 因為當你真係愛一個人，
You want them to be happy, even if it isn't with you. 你會想佢開心，就算唔係同你一齊。
- Wow. My ex-girlfriends had more of... - 嘩。我啲前女友仲……
[imitating Woody Allen] A scorched-earth policy. [模仿Woody Allen] 係焦土政策。
- Don't let anything happen to him? - 唔好俾佢出事？
- Don't worry. I'm on it. - 放心，我搞掂。
Now that I know where and when, 而家我知時間地點，
I'll make sure the odds are stacked in his favor. 我會確保佢贏面大啲。
- Good, because the last card that I dealt him... - 好，因為我最後派俾佢嗰張牌……
Was "death." 係「死亡」。
- Myka, please. Don't, don't! - Myka，唔好。唔好，唔好！
- [grunts] - No. No! - [呻吟] - 唔好。唔好！
- Talking down to me does not help! - 你睇低我係冇用㗎！
- Look, I'm not talking down to you. - 我冇睇低你。
I'm just talking you down. 我只係想安撫你。
See the difference? 明唔明分別？
See, all this rage--don't! Oh, oh! 你睇，呢啲怒氣——唔好！噢，噢！
All this rage is just 'cause you've been whammied. 呢啲怒氣只係因為你俾古物整親。
- It's not just that. - 唔止係咁。
- That's right. - 係。
- It's everything. - Right. - 係所有嘢。 - 明。
- It's this place. - Uh-huh. - 係呢個地方。 - 嗯。
- It's a thousand things. - I understand. - 係一千樣嘢。 - 我明。
- Do you know that I went through my cancer scare alone? - 你知唔知我當初自己一個面對癌症驚嚇？
- Uh, yeah. - Do you know that? - 嗯，知。 - 你知唔知？
- I'm sure. - Alone! - 我肯定。 - 自己一個！
[whip cracks loudly] - Yes, I know. [鞭聲] - 係，我知。
And--and you didn't really need to. 同埋你其實唔使咁做。
You--you chose to keep it to yourself, see? 你係揀咗自己收埋，明冇？
- And what if I spend the rest of my life alone? - 如果我下半世都係自己一個呢？
Is that my fault too? 都係我嘅錯？
Is that what you're saying? 你係咪咁講？
Answer the question! 答我！
[item whooshes, buzzes] [物品飛過聲]
- Oh, my god. - 天啊。
The music box. 音樂盒。
- Unh. - 嗯。
You shot me? 你射我？
- Well, it wasn't really a shot, per se-- - 其實唔算係射——
More like an aggressive hello. 似係粗魯啲嘅打招呼。
- You shot me! - 你射我！
It just makes me angrier! 只會令我更加嬲！
[air whooshing] [風聲]
- Oy yay, oy yay, oy yay! Gather round! - 喂喂喂！大家過嚟！
'tis time for the royal tournament to begin! 皇家錦標賽開始啦！
[cheers and applause, swords clanging] [歡呼聲、掌聲、劍聲]
[both grunting] [兩人呻吟]
- No, no, no, I can't. - Oh, yeah. - 唔得，唔得，我唔得。 - 得㗎。
- I-I can't. I can't. I can't. - 我唔得。我唔得。我唔得。
- Yes, you can. - No. - 你得㗎。 - 唔得。
- There you go. That a boy. - Uh-oh. - 得啦。叻仔。 - 哎呀。
[audience cheers] How? [觀眾歡呼] 點解？
- With clear eyes and a full heart... - 只要眼仔睩睩，心口有個勇字……
You can't lose. 你就唔會輸。
- [gasps] I'm nearsighted, and I have arrhythmia. - [吸氣] 我近視㗎，仲有心律不正。
- Look, dude, you can do this, okay? - 喂，老友，你得㗎，好冇？
You have to. 你一定要得。
Otherwise they're just gonna keep coming, 如果唔係佢哋會繼續嚟，
And you don't want to be chased your whole life, do you, huh? 你唔想成世俾人追住掛？
- All you have to do is beat this last card. - 你只要打贏最後呢張牌就得。
How bad can it be? 有幾難啫？
[audience gasps] [觀眾吸氣聲]
[horse whinnies deeply] [馬嘶聲]
- Well, you had to ask. - 你係都要問。
[whinny echoing] [回音]
[horse whinnies] - Who challenges me? [馬嘶聲] - 邊個挑戰我？
You? - Me? Oh, him. 你？ - 我？噢，佢。
- Prepare to die, mortal! - No, no, no, no, no, no! - 準備受死啦，凡人！ - 唔好，唔好，唔好，唔好，唔好！
He's got to do this himself. 佢要自己搞掂。
- [whimpers] whoa, whoa. - [嗚咽] 嘩，嘩。
No, I can't do this. - No, no, no, you're doing it! 唔得，我做唔到。 - 唔好，唔好，你做緊㗎！
- I can't-- - Ozzie, no, you're good. - 我唔得—— - Ozzie，唔好，你做得好好。
You're doing great. 你做得好好。
Keep him in the game, okay? I got an idea. 拖住佢，好冇？我有計。
- [snorts, roars] - [whimpers] - [噴鼻聲，咆哮] - [嗚咽]
- Hey, no! - I can't. - 喂，唔好！ - 我唔得。
- You're a knight now. Use your sword. - 你而家係騎士。用你嘅劍。
- [whimpering] - [roars] - [嗚咽] - [咆哮]
- Aah! [all gasp] - 呀！ [所有人吸氣]
[whimpers] - Here, catch! [嗚咽] - 喂，接住！
- [whimpers] - [roars] - [嗚咽] - [咆哮]
- Ozzie, here! [grunts] - Ozzie，呢度！ [呻吟]
- Unh! [all gasp] - 嗯！ [所有人吸氣]
- Ozzie, look out! - Ozzie，小心！
- Nothing is worth this, not even the princess! - 冇嘢值得咁做，就算係公主都唔值！
- Hey, where you going? - Coward! - 喂，你去邊？ - 懦夫！
- Leave me alone! - 唔好煩我！
- Catarina! - Catarina！
- [growls] - [低吼]
I'll take you instead. 我代替你。
- No! - [roars] - 唔好！ - [咆哮]
[cheers and applause] [歡呼聲、掌聲]
All: Huzzah! Hip-hip, huzzah! 所有人：好嘢！好嘢！
Hip-hip, huzzah! 好嘢！
[both laughing] - We did it. [兩人笑] - 我哋成功啦。
Both: ♪ I don't want to fall asleep 兩人：♪ 我唔想瞓著
♪ 'cause I miss you, babe ♪ 因為我會掛住你，BB
♪ and I don't want to miss a thing ♪ ♪ 同埋我唔想錯過任何嘢 ♪
- [imitates guitar playing] - Oh, I don't. - [扮彈結他] - 噢，我唔想。
I don't want to miss a thing. 我唔想錯過任何嘢。
Will you tell me everything that happened while I was sleeping? 你可唔可以話俾我聽，我瞓覺嗰陣發生咗咩事？
- Ooh! Well, that could take a minute. - 噢！咁可能要講一陣。
We need snacks. 我哋要啲零食。
- Okay. - 好。
Mom and dad must be so proud of you. 爸爸媽媽一定好以你為榮。
- [sighs] - [嘆氣]
Claire...
Um... 嗯...
Listen, mom and dad... 聽住，爸爸媽媽...
[sighs] [嘆氣]
Mom and dad aren't with us anymore. 爸爸媽媽已經唔喺度喇。
- What do you mean? - 你咩意思？
- They're gone. [sighs] - 佢哋走咗。 [嘆氣]
They were-- 佢哋係--
They were in the car accident that put you in a coma. 佢哋係喺令你昏迷嘅車禍入面走咗。
- They were? - 係佢哋？
- Claire, please! - No! - Claire，唔好！ - 唔好！
The car? 架車？
That car. 嗰架車。
They're dead? I'm starting to remember. 佢哋死咗？我開始記返起。
- I'm so sorry. - 我好對唔住。
I know I should have told you sooner. 我知道我應該早啲話俾你聽。
I just--I-I didn't know-- - But I wasn't. 我只係--我唔知-- - 但我唔係。
I saw it. 我見到。
I saw the crash... 我見到撞車...
So I couldn't ha-- 所以我唔可能--
I wasn't in the car, was I? 我唔喺架車入面，係咪？
- No... - 唔係...
You weren't. 你唔係。
You--it's-- it's very complicated. 你--呢個--呢個好複雜。
I-I-- [Farnsworth buzzing] 我--我-- [Farnsworth 響]
[sighs] [嘆氣]
Yep? 係？
- Is your sister there with you right now? - 你妹妹係咪同你一齊？
- Great. Myka told you. - 好嘢。Myka 話咗俾你聽。
Yeah, listen, everything's okay. 係，聽住，冇事㗎。
- No-- [crash] - 唔係-- [碰撞聲]
Actually, it isn't! 其實唔係！
[air whooshing] [風聲]
- Don't defend him. He shot me! - 唔好維護佢。佢射咗我！
[crackling] - Guys, get back! [噼啪聲] - 大家，退後！
- Oh. - 噢。
[bang] - I'm sorry. [砰] - 我對唔住。
I'm really, really, really sorry, really! 我真係好對唔住，好對唔住！
I just--I thought that-- 我只係--我以為--
- Bob dylan's bus transfer? - Bob Dylan 嘅巴士轉車證？
Volta's biscuit barrel? Volta 嘅餅乾罐？
You think I didn't already think of that? 你以為我冇諗過？
Look, the music box does not work that way. 聽住，音樂盒唔係咁用㗎。
[bang] - Ooh! [砰] - 噢！
- Look, the energy - 聽住，能量
Has to be transferred into a living human being. 一定要傳入一個活人身上。
If you'd only asked me, I wo-- [bang] 如果你問我，我就會-- [砰]
- [gasps] - Can't we just tesla her? - [吸氣] - 我哋可唔可以用電槍射佢？
- [sighs] in addition to the strong possibility - [嘆氣] 除咗好大可能
That Myka might be extremely upset by being shot again, Myka 會因為再被射而好嬲之外，
There's also the issue of the energy from the tesla 仲有電槍嘅能量
Boosting her telekinetic energy, so... 會增強佢嘅念力，所以...
[chuckles] [笑]
- So, what, then? - 咁，點算？
[air whooshing] [風聲]
- Catch, Artie! - 接住，Artie！
- Oh, it's not Artie. It's me. - 噢，唔係 Artie。係我。
Hi. Just giving claire the grand tour. 嗨。只係帶 Claire 參觀吓。
Want to help? 想幫手？
Nobody knows the stacks like Myka. 冇人好似 Myka 咁熟呢度。
You remember claire, right? 你記得 Claire，係咪？
- Hey, again, Myka. - 又見面，Myka。
- Hello, claire. - Nice of you to drop in. - 你好，Claire。 - 你嚟得真係好。
- I'm sorry, Myka. - 我對唔住，Myka。
- Oh! - 噢！
- We only have a few minutes and not many options. - 我哋得幾分鐘，選擇唔多。
- Well, you're not gonna put Myka in a coma, Artie. - 喂，你唔會令 Myka 昏迷㗎，Artie。
You can't. 你唔可以。
- Claudia, not her... - Claudia，唔係佢...
Me. 係我。
He has to, don't you? 佢一定要咁做，係咪？
Seeing her like that, I remember now. 見到佢咁樣，我而家記返起。
I remember everything-- 我記得所有嘢--
The music box, how angry I could get, mom and dad. 音樂盒，我幾咁嬲，爸爸媽媽。
- It wasn't your fault. - 唔係你嘅錯。
- I know. I know. But somebody has to do it-- - 我知。我知。但係一定要有人做--
Not Myka! 唔係 Myka！
- No, no, I'm not gonna let you go back to that. - 唔，唔，我唔會俾你返去嗰度。
There has to be something. - No, but there's not! 一定有辦法。 - 冇，但係冇！
You've tried everything, haven't you? 你試過晒所有嘢，係咪？
- For 15 years. I'm sorry, claire. - 十五年喇。我對唔住，Claire。
- It's okay. - No. No! - 冇事。 - 唔好。唔好！
I was there too. 我都喺度。
I knew the music box was dangerous. 我知道音樂盒好危險。
Put me in the coma. - No, Claudia. 令我昏迷。 - 唔好，Claudia。
I will not let you or Myka or anyone else suffer. 我唔會俾你或者 Myka 或者任何人受苦。
Listen to me. 聽我講。
Thank you for today. 多謝你今日。
If I only get one day, I am so, so glad I got this one. 如果我只得一日，我好開心係呢一日。
I love you, little sister, 我愛你，妹妹，
And I am counting on you to fix all of this. 我靠你搞掂呢一切。
[cracking] [破裂聲]
- We have to do this now. - 我哋要而家做。
- Okay. - 好。
[breathing nervously] [緊張呼吸]
Wait. 等陣。
♪ when I grow up ♪ 當我大個
Both: ♪ I'll be stable 齊：♪ 我會穩定
- [laughs] - [笑]
Both: ♪ when I grow up 齊：♪ 當我大個
♪ I'll turn the tables ♪ 我會扭轉局面
- I'll find a way. - 我會搵到辦法。
I promise. 我保證。
- [inhales sharply] all right. - [深吸氣] 好。
Yeah. 係。
[music plays indistinctly] [sighs] [模糊音樂聲] [嘆氣]
- I now pronounce theesir oswald the lionheart. - 我而家宣佈 Sir Oswald 係獅心王。
All: Huzzah! [applause, trumpets playing] 齊：好嘢！ [掌聲，喇叭聲]
- And offer thee my fair daughter's hand in marriage. - 同埋將我個女嫁俾你。
[trumpets continue playing] - Uh, gramercy, your majesty. [喇叭繼續響] - 呃，多謝，陛下。
It pains me greatly, but I must decline. 我好痛心，但係我要拒絕。
Verily, my heart belongs to another. 真係，我心有所屬。
- You knew, didn't you? - 你知㗎，係咪？
You knew that oswald would save her, 你知道 Oswald 會救佢，
So you told catarina to run in the ring. 所以你叫 Catarina 走入圈入面。
- Well, jinksy, my friend, - 喂，Jinksy，我朋友，
I had a feeling that ozzie could be a hero 我感覺 Ozzie 可以為佢在意嘅人
For someone he really cared about. 做英雄。
Oh, look, someone got left out. 噢，睇吓，有人俾漏咗。
[sighs] [嘆氣]
Can't let that happen, now, can we? 唔可以咁樣，係咪？
- Mm-hmm. - 嗯。
- Hey, hey, hey. [both chuckle] - 喂，喂，喂。 [兩人笑]
Hey, uh, I don't know if you doth realize it or not, 喂，呃，我唔知你知唔知，
But, uh, I was pretty helpful with yon knight over there. 但係，呃，我幫咗好大忙對付嗰個騎士。
- [nasally voice] ooh. - [鼻音] 噢。
- Yeah, well. - That's so exciting. - 係囉。 - 咁興奮。
You want to go get a chai latte? - [groans] 你想去飲杯 chai latte？ - [呻吟]
- I wanted to show you this. - What is this? - 我想俾你睇呢個。 - 呢個係咩？
- Claire. - Claire。
It's all about claire. 全部都係關於 Claire。
- Yeah. - 係。
Like I said, I've been working on her problem 好似我話過，我處理佢嘅問題
For the last 15 years. 已經十五年。
I'm sorry, Claudia. 我對唔住，Claudia。
I'm sorry I didn't tell you about claire... 我對唔住冇早啲話俾你聽 Claire 嘅事...
Sooner. 早啲。
I didn't want you to go through all that pain. 我唔想你經歷咁多痛苦。
I've always done-- I always will do anything 我一直做--我永遠都會做任何嘢
To keep you from getting hurt. 嚟保護你唔受傷。
Please don't hug me. 唔好攬我。
The only thing that could make this worse is you seeing me cry. 唯一令呢件事更差嘅係你見到我喊。
Okay, from now on, we do everything together. 好，由而家開始，我哋一齊做所有嘢。
That goes for you too. 你都係。
We're a family here, 我哋係一家人，
And none of us has to go through anything alone... 冇人要自己一個人經歷任何嘢...
Ever. 永遠。
[crying] Damn it. [喊] 頂。
- [chuckles] - [笑]